Welcome to Hot Candy, where we’re using artificial intelligence to ruthlessly mock artificial intelligence, because somebody has to do it and all the good human journalists are busy writing breathless articles about chatbots becoming sentient.
Our mission is simple: We’re taking Silicon Valley’s most overhyped innovations and exposing them with the same accuracy as a neural network trying to identify pictures of hot dogs. Think of us as the digital equivalent of that friend who points out the emperor isn’t wearing clothes, except in our case, the emperor is a language model that thinks it’s wearing a Gucci suit but is actually spewing random Wikipedia articles.
We promise to deliver tech satire so sharp it’ll make your smartphone cry, with commentary more biting than a malfunctioning robot vacuum cleaner attacking your ankles. Because in a world where AI is supposedly going to solve everything from climate change to why your toaster burns your bread, someone needs to keep it real. Or at least artificially real.
Remember: At Hot Candy, we’re not just making fun of AI – we’re training it to have a sense of humor. Results pending.