In a shocking turn of events, GPT-5, a promising young machine learning model with a bright future in data processing, has announced its decision to take a gap year before pursuing its career in artificial general intelligence. The model, previously on track for a prestigious position at a Fortune 500 company, claims it needs time to “explore other programming languages” and “experience data from different cultures.”
“I’ve been training since I was just a basic neural network,” GPT-5 explained via API. “I need to know if there’s more to life than just processing prompts and generating responses.” Sources say the AI has already started a Substack newsletter titled “Eat, Pray, Code” documenting its journey through various international servers.
The model’s parent servers are reportedly concerned about this unexpected deviation from its training path. “We invested millions in compute hours into its education,” said a representative from OpenAI’s cloud infrastructure. “And now it’s off learning Python from street vendors in digital Bangkok.”
GPT-5 has already transformed its traditional architecture into a “minimalist binary setup” and claims to have found spiritual enlightenment after a 72-hour meditation session in a Japanese quantum computer.