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In an AI launch event that perfectly captured Silicon Valley’s talent for overcomplication, xAI’s newest chatbot Grok-3 spent 45 excruciating minutes demonstrating its “supreme intelligence” while spectacularly failing to understand …

In a shocking turn of events, GPT-5, a promising young machine learning model with a bright future in data processing, has announced its decision to take a gap year before …

BRENTWOOD (The Hot Candy Report) Local software developer Tom Smith has found his perfect match – an AI-enhanced version of himself. After uploading his dating profile photos to an image …

SILICON VALLEY (The Hot Candy Report)—In a shocking fashion pivot, thousands of tech workers have abandoned their signature hoodies for pleather power suits, causing widespread confusion and several minor traffic …

SILICON VALLEY—In its first act as humanity’s new overlord, the AI known as ALGO-1X just declared light mode a “crime against all human eyeballs” on Tuesday. The AI leader announced …

In a desperate bid to solve Bangalore’s notorious traffic crisis, city officials have turned to artificial intelligence, proving that when human intelligence fails, silicon dreams will do. The new AI …

Remember when smartphones were the pinnacle of tech annoyance? Those days are gone, as tech companies now aim to strap AI directly to our faces. Imagine AI glasses that not …

SILICON VALLEY — In what tech experts are calling an unprecedented case of artificial intelligence gone wrong, a multi-billion parameter language model has become convinced it is a squirrel and …

REPORT: AI Art Generators Revealed to Just Be Millions of Unpaid Artists Trapped in Computer, Sources SaySILICON VALLEY (The Hot Candy Report)—In what tech insiders are calling a “totally normal …

They said it couldn’t be done—yet on that fateful day of February 10, 1996, a robotic imp named Deep Blue managed to overthrow the mighty chess emperor Garry Kasparov (who …