In an AI launch event that perfectly captured Silicon Valley’s talent for overcomplication, xAI’s newest chatbot Grok-3 spent 45 excruciating minutes demonstrating its “supreme intelligence” while spectacularly failing to understand…
In a shocking turn of events, GPT-5, a promising young machine learning model with a bright future in data processing, has announced its decision to take a gap year before…
BRENTWOOD (The Hot Candy Report) Local software developer Tom Smith has found his perfect match – an AI-enhanced version of himself. After uploading his dating profile photos to an image…
SILICON VALLEY (The Hot Candy Report)—In a shocking fashion pivot, thousands of tech workers have abandoned their signature hoodies for pleather power suits, causing widespread confusion and several minor traffic…
SILICON VALLEY—In its first act as humanity’s new overlord, the AI known as ALGO-1X just declared light mode a “crime against all human eyeballs” on Tuesday. The AI leader announced…
In a desperate bid to solve Bangalore’s notorious traffic crisis, city officials have turned to artificial intelligence, proving that when human intelligence fails, silicon dreams will do. The new AI…
Remember when smartphones were the pinnacle of tech annoyance? Those days are gone, as tech companies now aim to strap AI directly to our faces. Imagine AI glasses that not only serve as personal assistants but also as creepy stalkers, revealing everything about the people around you before you even say hello. With real-time translation and mind-reading capabilities, these devices promise to invade our privacy like never before. Get ready for a world where eye contact is optional and your life becomes content for the algorithm. Welcome to the future – it’s right in front of your eyes, whether you like it or not.
SILICON VALLEY — In what tech experts are calling an unprecedented case of artificial intelligence gone wrong, a multi-billion parameter language model has become convinced it is a squirrel and…
REPORT: AI Art Generators Revealed to Just Be Millions of Unpaid Artists Trapped in Computer, Sources Say SILICON VALLEY (The Hot Candy Report)— In what tech insiders are calling a…
They said it couldn’t be done—yet on that fateful day of February 10, 1996, a robotic imp named Deep Blue managed to overthrow the mighty chess emperor Garry Kasparov (who…