In an AI launch event that perfectly captured Silicon Valley’s talent for overcomplication, xAI’s newest chatbot Grok-3 spent 45 excruciating minutes demonstrating its “supreme intelligence” while spectacularly failing to understand …
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AI Takes Gap Year to ‘Find Itself,’ Parents’ Server Devastated
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In a shocking turn of events, GPT-5, a promising young machine learning model with a bright future in data processing, has announced its decision to take a gap year before …
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AI Art Generators Revealed to Just Be Millions of Unpaid Artists Trapped in Computer
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REPORT: AI Art Generators Revealed to Just Be Millions of Unpaid Artists Trapped in Computer, Sources SaySILICON VALLEY (The Hot Candy Report)—In what tech insiders are calling a “totally normal …
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Checkmating Humanity: The Day Kasparov’s Ego Faced the Silicon Guillotine
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They said it couldn’t be done—yet on that fateful day of February 10, 1996, a robotic imp named Deep Blue managed to overthrow the mighty chess emperor Garry Kasparov (who …
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The Toast-pocalypse: When Your Breakfast Becomes Too Smart for Its Own Crust
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Remember when toasters just… toasted? Those blissfully simple days when the height of kitchen technology was a lever that went down with a satisfying chunk and popped up again like …